* Gregg & Matt wrote this song as a parody of the possibility of Chad breaking his probation and having to serve jail time. (We think it's funny..even if he doesn't) In the song; Chad of course excapes from jail (EASILY) This song has some of the best guitar shredding ever unleashed on planet earth! When Gregg ripped the solo on this one we knew that we had stumbled upon something great. Do you like the odd banter between the "judge" and the summoned man at the beginning? We do. Kinda reminds me of the Bad Brains -
lyrics
You have been summoned to appear I'll wear my suit and shave my beard Are you prepared to state your reasons Hurry up I'm missing happy hour Has the jury reached an agreement Yes we have your honor We find the defendant Guilty This wasn't the way I would have pictured the next twenty years of my existence No wife no family no house no holiday's just visits from faces that I once knew Nothing but time I've got plans for escape Put the key in the lock and turn I've been shaping it for days I'm sursprised it works Hurry down the hallway now I'm to the exit That guard that I passed is gonna need medical attention Failure is not an option I'm to the fences That climb to freedom was far too easy I'm starting over fresh with a brand new name and a brand new face in a brand new place I'm never going back I've left no trace just a name Call me Chad Medellin
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